Curse

Sectus · Jun 07, 2007, 08:44 PM // 20:44

With Anet's mesmer pve buffs around the corner, I took some time to personally predict what those buffs might be. So here's my personal top 5 best ways how mesmers should be improved for PvE.

#5 : Skill buffs!

This is an obvious one. The screenshot shows a possible new Energy Burn in action. That should teach those pesky devourers that messing with mesmers has consequences.

#4: Top hats!

Top hats are awesome. They just are! Although the direct effect of top hats on PvE is arguable, there's no doubt it'd make any character awesome. As an added bonus it'll balance PvP by letting the mesmer go up to an enemy player and stab him while he's going all "WTF?!"

(an alternative idea would be to include underwear as headgear: http://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?i...shelmetkj1.jpg - although that idea is so bad it would probably backfire (pun intended, har har har))

#3: New title track!

Mesmers are pretty and it's about time we get some recognition of that. Of course, this title would only be available to mesmers. Perhaps warriors could get a "I wish I was as pretty as that frog." or "I crush mirrors." title to make up for it.

#2: Dye-able underwear!

There's 2 primary things for mesmers to do in PvE: Get pretty armor sets and get even more pretty armor sets. But we've always been stuck with the same underwear! It's unfair and it's about time that's fixed!

#1: Remove-able underwear!

There's no hiding the fact that mesmers has always had difficulty getting pugs to let them join their party. This would be the ultimate solution. Just imagine how PUGs would think:
"Hmm, shall we invite that nuking ele, tanking warrior, or... OMG THAT MESMER IS NEKKID INVITE HER!"

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Thanks to Shanaeri Rynale, Excel Engelberta, Jayson Rayne, Mog Ruith of Armagh, My Hex Appeal, Ptah Imhotep Set and Plague Devourer for modelling so I could take the screenshots needed for this list.